Psychological Evaluation Quotes

If people could see the inside of my brain, I would be in prison.

I thought you were sane," I said, "but you're just as crazy as the rest of them.

What is your major malfunction?

Am I, or the others crazy?

I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested!

In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you.

Donald Trump is temperamentally unfit.

If artists do see fields blue they are deranged, and should go to an asylum. If they only pretend to see them blue, they are criminals and should go to prison.

A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!"

After graduation in June of 1984, I moved to Manhattan. My first stop was a psychiatrist, who in less than our first fifty-minute session again diagnosed me with depression.

I would not be convicted by a jury of my peers, still crazy after all these years.

PROCTOR--he knows it is insane: No, it is not the same! What others say and what i sign to is not the same!

The fellow is either a madman or a poet.

Is not this insanity plea becoming rather common? Is it not so common that the reader confidently expects to see it offered in every criminal case that comes before the courts? […] Really, what we want now, is not laws against crime, but a law against insanity.

At 11, following comprehensive psychiatric and cognitive assessments, an educational psychiatrist appointed by my high school recommended that I attend a school for 'gifted and talented' children.

-I am not sure whether he's sane. -If there's any doubt about the matter, he is.

The idea began to sink in, more than it ever had, that I might be crazy, in the traditional sense of the word. That I might be, forever and ever amen, a Crazy Person. That's what we'd suspected all along, what I'd been working so hard to disprove, what might be true. I preferred, by far, being dead.

Enough madness? Enough? And how do you measure madness? - The Joker

Saying that a great genius is mad, while at the same time recognizing his artistic worth, is like saying that he had rheumatism or suffered from diabetes. Madness, in fact, is a medical term that can claim no more notice from the objective critic than he grants the charge of heresy raised by the theologian, or the charge of immorality raised by the police.

If you could count the skeletons in my closet, under my bed and up under my faucet, then you would know I've completely lost it. Is he nuts? No he's insane!

Even the best psychiatrist is like a blindfolded auto mechanic poking around under your hood with a giant foam "We're #1" finger.

Who says I'm insane?" "Oh you're sane alright. You're so sane, you scare me. You're so sane, it's insane.

"Well? Is it true? Did she?" "Did she what?" "You know. Fall outta the crazy tree and hit every branch on the way down?"

A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"

It's funny - people think analysis or psychiatry is mad, and THEY go to CHURCH.