I was a precocious child. Everyone called me sassy.
Before I was a year old I walked and talked and I was even potty trained. When I started going to school I think I got on everyone's nerves because I used to ask adult questions rather than settle for the stuff usually fed to kids.
My parents called me their wise little baby. I was mature when I was 4 or 5. My brother and sister were older, so I was raised by four adults.
Owen is the most Hitchcockian preschooler I ever met. He's three. He knows maybe ninety word and one of them is 'crypt'?
My mom once lost track of me at the zoo and when she found me I was lecturing a man about the difference between dromedary and Bactrian camels. I was about 3 1/2.
I basically was a precocious little kid.
I was, like, a really embarrassing, precocious child.
I was like a mutant when I was a boy. I learned to read when I was four years old; it was like a miracle.
By the time I was ten, everyone knew I wanted to be a producer. I was a very precocious little boy.
