Pop Culture Reference Quotes

Phillip is the Paul McCartney of our family: better-looking than the rest of us, always facing a different direction in pictures, and occasionally rumored to be dead.

Call me Buffy. I’m even blond, but don’t ask me to wear a halter top. Or corset.

42 is a nice number that you can take home and introduce to your family.

Thank God for Stifler's mom. I don't know if life would be this fun if I didn't have that.

The best thing I can say about 'Teen Wolf Too' is that it's the only time anyone ever referred to me as Preston Sturges. Leonard Maltin wrote that 'Teen Wolf Too' made 'Teen Wolf' look like Preston Sturges. I've always prided myself on that.

Here in the UK the audience immediately reacts and they get the fact that: "What would be the most annoying thing in the world?" A Chesney Hawkes alarm clock!

Who-who are you?" Seth asked, hesitantly."Wh-what do you want?" How else was was I supposed to reply? The words were out of my mouth before I could stop them.I mean, I'd only seen the movie like seventeen times. "I'm Luke Skywalker," I said. "I'm here to rescue you.

I mean, Janet Jackson? She's like Michael Jackson with hair.

Are vampires kinky? I didn't know.

North Korea is the country that the monkeys in the Wizard of Oz came from.

My husband and I click wedding rings sometimes and say, 'By the power of the Castle of Greyskull!'

Madonna is the speedboat, and the rest of us are just the Go-Gos on water skis.

Computer games don’t affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we’d all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive music.

Mike Tyson has become larger than life.

Remember the diner in 'Happy Days?' I do want to do a show like that. But an updated version.

I am not a Starfleet commander, or T.J. Hooker. I don't live on Starship NCC-1701, or own a phaser. And I don't know anybody named Bones, Sulu, or Spock.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson

I heard someone walk out of the alley behind me, and my body went tense and tight, despite my weariness. Then a young woman's voice said, in a passable British accent, "The Little People are easily startled, but they'll soon be back. And in greater numbers." I sagged in sudden, exhausted relief. The bad guys hardly ever quote Star Wars.

My very first tattoo was a crown of thorns around my upper left arm that I have since gotten covered up, because I got it right before Pamela Anderson came out with 'Barb Wire.'

The funny thing about 'Office Space' is I almost never get my lines quoted back to me.

Tyler lies back and asks, "If Marilyn Monroe were alive right now, what would she be doing?" I say, goodnight. The headliner hangs down in shreds from the ceiling and Tyler says, "Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

I've rarely said the word "Lord," unless it's followed by "of the Rings.

The healthcare reform bill now includes a tanning booth tax of 10 percent. You know what this means? This whole thing could be funded by the cast of 'Jersey Shore.'

I'm like the Justin Bieber of the drag world.