I regret behaving badly when I was younger. I did not know any better at the time. The thing is that the incidents that I caused were not funny... Youth is wasted on the young. It is better to have the wisdom of an old man in a young body... I was a bit foolish and teased people, trying to be funny.
If I went out to play basketball with other kids, when I came home I'd shower and go right back to the computer again. If there was a birthday party or a family activity, I would take my laptop and spend the whole day there.
What's wrong with assholes, baby?
I was always being told off at school. The teachers would say: 'Everyone's talking, but you're the one I can hear.'
The reason why so few people are agreeable in conversation is that each is thinking more about what he intends to say than others are saying.
I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem.
To say I wasn't such a hit with the ladies would be a very kind way of putting it. I was a slow burner, shall we say.
If you have a smothering parent, the effect it can apparently have on a child is to give them, in equal doses, a sense of too much self-esteem, because they are mummy's little princess or prince, and low self-esteem. It affects future relationships.
I'm not the kind of person who walks in a room and is just like, 'Hi everybody!' I'm more somebody who is quiet and who isn't good at starting conversations.
Horrible dates are when you're with people who are immature and can't really be comfortable in their own skin.
I'm definitely on the spectrum of socially awkward.
