The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century.
I play the drums really, really badly.
I am a surfer, though quite a poor one.
The pain is bad magicians ripping off good ones, doing magic badly, and making a mockery of the art.
I had been attempting novels since I was 14 but always ran out of steam. High hopes, poor craftsmanship.
I'm a terrible Scrabble player.
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.
