I'm literally tone-deaf with singing. It's unreal.
What about Tom Jones? He's made a million and he's a bloody awful singer.
I can't hold a tune at all.
It's bad poetry executed by people that can't sing. That's my definition of Rap.
Tiny Tim? Anyone could sing like that. It's atrocious. It's hideous, really.
If you heard me sing, you would just plug your ears and run, screaming, the other way. I promise.
No, I'm a horrible singer, I'm awful.
I sing a little bit, yeah. But I sing very poorly.
I can hold a tune but it's a bit ropey.
There are a few YouTube clips of me singing at The King's Head in Santa Monica, so you can see how bad I am.
I would try and sing along with bands that I like but it sounded so atrocious that I couldn't.
