I don't think I have whatever that thing is that makes some athletes bad with money.
My money slow, my money stupid, money ditzy
I have no proper money to invest!
I'm terrible with money, absolutely awful. I'm always losing it.
Credit cards are the WORST investment that you can make.
If you're living off credit-card advances and ramen noodles, a buyout offer might be too hard to resist. And you'll be even smarter the second time around.
We're broke. It's never a fun message to deliver.
I never have cash on me.
I'm bad with money.
… the most disastrous and the most false of fiscal inventions.