The planets. Now footnote, I'm including Pluto in the planets, because I think it's terrible what they did to Pluto. And it's still a planet to me. I grew up with Pluto as a planet, it will always be a planet.
Why did we do that to Pluto? We had it good with Pluto.
Never go to Pluto, it's a Mickey Mouse planet.
All the nine-planet people out there: Get over it. There's eight.
What the hell happened to Pluto?!
I refuse to accept Pluto's resignation as a planet.
All Plutophiles are based in America. If you go to other countries, they have much less of an attachment to either the existence or preservation of Pluto as a planet.
Pluto's orbit is so elongated that it crosses the orbit of another planet. Now that's... you've got no business doing that if you want to call yourself a planet. Come on, now! There's something especially transgressive about that.
