Pumpkin pie is a living symbol of mediocrity. The best pumpkin pie you ever ate wasn't all that much different from the worst pumpkin pie you ever ate.
I think I could eat one of Bellamy's veal pies.
Conversation was irrelevant. Only pie mattered.
I once sat on the rim of a mesa above the Rio Grande for three days and nights, trying to have a vision. I got hungry and saw God in the form of a beef pie.
Men who leave their money to be distributed by others are pie-faced mutts.
He called me a pie!” she announced, defensively. There was a pause. “Wait. That’s not right.” “A tart?” “Yes! That’s it!
What we Republicans should stand for is growth in the economy. We ought to make the pie higher.
You like pie? I like pie.
A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.
I didn't think American Pie was going to be what it was! I had a very small role and the reception I received was just crazy.
Picture your grandmother in Hell, baking pies... without an oven.
Success doesn't come from pie-in-the-sky thinking. It's the result of consciously doing something each day that will add to your overall excellence.
I think they should put pies on the fronts of trains, so that when they hit something it's at least a little bit funny.
I can make cookies and do easy stuff. Pies are very specific and hard to do well though.
Don't make a big to-do about the turkey; brine it, put it in the oven, and don't think about it again.
They cut us up like boarding house pie. And that's real small pieces.
The man for me is the cherry on the pie. But I'm the pie and my pie is good all by itself. Even if I don't have a cherry.
Pies were invented 12,000 years ago by the Egyptians. It was an easy way to preserve food that would be carried over long distances. They were like ancient Slim Jims.
I don't enjoy eating humble pie.
Extreme exercise doesn’t save you from poor food choices. It can be difficult to exercise and erase away that chocolate cake or pizza pie. It doesn’t work that way.
People are trying so hard to become famous. Johnny Marbles, he tried to throw a pie in Rupert Murdoch's face. What do I gotta do, give Sumner Redstone a wedgie?
Mess is fairly good. It is like what is found in American hotels except for cake and pie.
Sometimes people are layered like that. There's something totally different underneath than what's on the surface. But sometimes, there's a third, even deeper level, and that one is the same as the top surface one. Like with pie.
I want our pie to grow all the people, but if some other guy's pie is growing a little faster, that's terrific.
Republicans are having trouble luring Gov. Chris Christie into the presidential race. They should try pie.
