Partner Comparison Quotes

It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.

I'm a big girl, so I want somebody that's going to make me look a little bit smaller.

There's something that happens in that delivery room, when a woman becomes ten times more a woman, and a guy becomes six times less a man. You feel really dopey and useless and like a spectator. I did, anyway.

The problem with being married to an athlete who is, like, 19 feet tall and can just eat, like, 17 burgers at 11 o'clock at night is, you're like, 'I'll have just three of those burgers,' and you think you're being good because he had 19 and you had three!

I have gone out with younger men, and they're great fun; they've got enthusiasm. Stamina! But I think older men are much better lovers.

I have had only two men in four years while he appears every week on the newspapers with another woman.

My man has to be more intelligent than I am, which is difficult to find. He should definitely be more successful than me, which is not so difficult to find. I'd be a fool to expect a better looking man than me, which is impossible to find.

I have an urge to communicate. I think I'm a change from what it would be like dating a normal guy who doesn't talk too much.

And, look, I'm sorry if I have blond hair and blue eyes and my boyfriend looks like a vampire. What do you want me to do about it?

I married her just because she looks like you.

If your wife went out with Brad Pitt, you'd want to prove yourself, you know what I mean?

you may imagine me the very shadow of my husband.

I think that the idea of wanting to fight for your kids, but also knowing that your wife is probably better at it, is something that rings very true for me.

There are some men who are consoled by the idea that there are women less attractive than their wives; and others who are haunted by the knowledge that there are more attractive.

Nobody ever went and saw The Midnight Express and thought their match was bad.

I mean, like most guys, you carry around this girl in your head, who is exactly who you want her to be. The person you think you will love the most. And every girl you are with gets measured against this girl in your head.

Tell me Jesse, does she sigh when you kiss her too

A husband is very much like a house or a horse.

It is a certain type of guy who's OK with having a girlfriend who is better at football than him. It is actually problematic. Some guys really can't cope with it.