Many believe children complete a marriage, and I like kids, too.
I think babies are a bit boring, actually. They're OK when they're older; they make you laugh. I think we all think that, really - we just don't say it.
I come from a dysfunctional family, so my views of parents and parenting used to be highly mixed.
I don't like children.
There are only two kinds of parents. Those who think their offspring can do nothing wrong, and those who think they can do nothing right.
I'm not much of a baby freak - I like them when they're older.
But I really feel strongly that our kids do way too much homework. The research is on my side. It's easy to make a fuss when you're right. That can be the tagline of my life: 'It's Easy To Make A Fuss When You're Right.'
If you ask me, 'Are you for or against gay parents?' for example, having kids - it's hard for me to say, 'Yes.'
Although I played a lot of computer games in my 20s, now I have children of my own, I hate them with a passion.
