You know what, I think maybe it's because men like to fart, and the host wants to be able to sit in his writers' room and just pass gas freely. Me, I'm a lady. I'm dainty. I know to get up and leave the room and go to my office.
We're a small office and I don't have any room for nice political people who don't know anything about drugs.
I did almost every job in the bank. It was real life, waking up in the morning, putting on a suit and tie and then having to go to work.
My mother still sends a cake to the office for my birthday.
A few decades ago, many people didn't drink water outside of a meal. Then beverage companies started bottling the production of far-off springs, and now office workers unthinkingly sip bottled water all day long.
Just because the office is casual doesn't mean you shouldn't make an effort.
Our office acts like a kind of educational establishment and we are very careful who we educate.
... so many tremendous decisions in life are made because it is five o'clock.
My weekends start at about 4 P.M. on Friday afternoon, when I let go of work and leave my colleagues to crawl through the rest of the day in our New York offices.
Machismo requires Latin blood. I'd say I never experienced machismo up close until I worked in a French office; the typical Wall Street gunner has the soul of a coffee filter in comparison.
I think an office is just a microcosm of life and the different kinds of people that you will come across and interactions there, and I think if you all sit in a room together, then it gets a bit more intense and fun for people to watch, maybe.
I've been in office and I've been out of office. And if I were to choose, I'd rather be in office.
We had been to a couple really awkward office Christmas parties, including one at our production company. It's just a really interesting place, an event that hadn't really been captured.
I'm a New Yorker, and I rarely get to work at home.
My whole staff love to laugh and count the money. On the couch, hands in our pants like Al Bundy.
The right people don't care about a corner office - they care about the culture, if you're mission-driven, what you're going to do to make the world a better place.
You also want to fire people who a) create office politics, and b) who are persistently negative.
It was very important for me to work in an office environment because I wanted the knowledge and experience of working in a team. That would help me as a human being. But I have always wanted to do films. It was instinctive.
My office has no walls. You can't be removed from your team to be successful. You have to be respectful of others.
When I first joined Google in October of 2005, I was warned that I shouldn't be offended if people were doing their e-mails while a meeting was going on.
Never, ever, ever show up to your office holiday party on time.
There is nothing wrong with Radha Ravi calling women to his office. There's nothing wrong if a man calls women to his office. There is something wrong if a man calls men to his office.
The transition of a desk job, having to be in the office at the same time every day, I found super hard.
The hardest job of all is trying to look busy when you're not.
People bemoan the loss of watercooler chat, but I think that there's more of that than ever. It's just that it's online.
