I can see your dirtypillows.
There's criticism, and there's calling someone a fridge.
He's so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask.
I take offense to that. (Pandora) And I take offense to my sudden need for a testicle retrieval. You know, I would have liked to have fathered children one day. (Mike)
Kemo Sabe, kiss my ass.
I hear laughter and someone asks if I need help, not in a nice way. I snarl, "What I need is for your mother to have thought a little harder nine months before your birthday.
I take that as an insult, even at 36.
On kissing Marilyn Monroe: It's like kissing Hitler.
Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.
What are you looking at sugar-tits?
It's never good to turn to comparisons with Nazis.
Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.
