I'm not impressed by your performance.
This really isn't a game we really should be proud of. This game is liking taking your kids to the zoo. You're supposed to take your kids to the zoo. You're a father. So a team like that, we're supposed to beat them like this.
Mediocrity is not worth the trip.
Normal" isn't an adjective you wish to hear after putting that much effort into making sure it was spectacular.
Dreck is dreck and no amount of fancy polish is going to make it anything else.
Average. It was the worst, most disgusting word in the English language. Nothing meaningful or worthwhile ever came from that word.