A lot of people - they might think I fell off, but they don't know I'm eating. I'm on the West coast, eating. It's just they don't hear about me because they don't see me on the TV. But I'm still around.
I'm not thirsty. I'm not a pop star. I don't want to reign over all forever... I don't want to be famous! It makes me feel sick, the thought of being a famous person. It's just not me.
I'm not a celebrity or anything.
I'm not trying to have Jake Gyllenhaal's baby. I'm not a major fashionista. I'm not going through a lesbian phase. I'm just normal. I'm just really freakin' normal.
I don't have to walk around in hats or find remote places to go for lunch! I don't get recognised that often.
First of all, I'm not pretty. I'm not a world class beauty, ladies and gentlemen. I'm just a guy. I was slow going and stuff like that. I was just never that brand of news.
I'm not cool enough to hang out with any rock stars. Jay-Z doesn't come over to my house. I don't hang out with Ted Nugent.
I am not famous at all.
I am not a superstar in Britain.
I'm so not a celebrity.
I'm not Bill Gates. And I'm not Ted Turner.
My life is pretty small. Even as a successful scientist, I'm not a public figure. I like people - I just don't know that many!
I was not the hot, popular girl in school.
I wasn't a big star in the school plays or anything.
I am not a movie star or a football player, I just do my thing.
