Why I am NOT going to buy a computer
I don't have a computer. I never have had one.
I don't have a computer. I am the Luddite of rock'n'roll, I don't have a portable phone. I write things down.
I'm a very simple person. I don't use computers.
I don't have any of the modern stuff. I don't have e-mail. I don't have a computer!
I don't use a computer in writing at all. I'm sort of old-fashioned about it.
I don't even have a computer.