I mean, if you have to wake up in the morning to be validated by the editorial page of the New York Times, you got a pretty sorry existence.
When someone fears losing your affection, he or she will strive to keep it. Perhaps you have strived to keep someone's affection, too. Fear of loss is not love.
I was pretty much tap dancing for attention from a very early age.
There are some nights when you just want to know there's someone else besides you in this wide world.
The greatest part of intimate confidences proceed from a desire either to be pitied or admired.
I have the show because I'm insecure. It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience.
What people want, mainly, is to be told by some plausible authority that what they are already doing is right. I don't know know of a quicker way to become unpopular than to disagree.
When I was young, I was the kid who would call my dad from a slumber party to beg him to come pick me up.
It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience.
Wanting attention is genderless. It's human.
I always wanted attention, and I realized I could make people laugh.
