Navigation Issues Quotes

I was a horrible limo driver: I ran out of gas with passengers in the back and I used to get lost on a regular basis.

Solar storms cause power outages. They pose a hazard to satellites. They might interfere with your GPS or send your compass a couple of degrees off course. But I don't think solar storms are a life-threatening event.

I have difficulty orienting myself in space, and I'm probably one of the few people who gets lost in Manhattan.

I'm well beyond dyslexic: I have no sense of direction; I never know where I am.

There's so many bits on a car these days it's hard to know where everything is. You have a bit of an idea but if you are behind someone and you suddenly change direction it's hard to know exactly where the car is.

I don't hunt, I don't camp, and I get lost on my subway to work here in Times Square!

Basically what I'm trying to tell you is that it's almost impossible to drive a jet ski at night time unless you're in a city with lights lit up so you can navigate. Besides being pitch black, that water turn black at night. Listen, I don't recommend it.

All the 20th we were endeavouring to get into Adventure Bay but were prevented by variable winds.

You can always tell a Midwestern couple in Europe because they will be standing on a traffic island in the middle of a busy intersection looking at a windblown map and arguing over which way is west. European cities, with their wandering streets and undisciplined alleys, drive Midwesterners practically insane.