... an amiable dunce.
Referring to President Ronald Reagan:
When you're young, you're stupid. You do silly things.
I remember, as a kid, I'd follow the rooster and the chickens and watch what type of grass they'd eat. And me and my friends would eat that grass, like that was our lunch.
In my 20s I was so ignorant about drugs, and so naive. I mean, my band was smoking marijuana for years; I didn't even know what a joint was. And I'd never seen a line of cocaine in my life. And I don't know whether it was bravado or - OK, I'll join in. But my stupidity, I had a line of coke, and that started the whole process.
God save us from people who mean well.
For some reason, comedians are still children. The social skills somehow never reach us, so we say exactly what we think without weighing the results.
As long as I was well fed, I was a very, very nice child. I just used my imagination and played with Barbies. I was pretty easy.
I enjoyed being in movies when I was a boy. As a child you're not acting - you believe.
A father draws boundaries and calls a halt, whenever necessary. As I didn't have that, I was able to stay childishly naive that much longer - so I did what I liked, because there was nobody stopping me, even when I got it wrong.
There is something I call social intelligence. You can do a lot in life on your own and you can do all kinds of stuff, but if you're really bad with people, if you're really naive or aggressive and push people away, if you don't know the political environment you're in, it invalidates all the things you know. You're not going to get anywhere.
At the heart of our misunderstanding and infantile behavior is the wish for a miracle cure.
Earthlings went on being friendly, when they should have been thinking instead.
Off we skip like the most heartless things in the world, which is what children are, but so attractive; and we have an entirely selfish time, and then when we have need of special attention we nobly return for it, confident that we shall be rewarded instead of smacked.
If you are a 5-year-old, you just go ahead and try something. You don't think about it. You are just a little kid.