I conveniently forgot to remember that people only have two hands, or, as another parent once said of having a third child, it's time for a zone defense instead of man-to-man.
Nothing prepares a family for having multiple children at once.
I am the fourth of five children, and I can't remember a time with no babies in the house.
I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello', 'goodbye', and 'I'm pregnant'.
It's confusing. I've had so many wives and so many children I don't know which house to go to first on Christmas.
It's a new skill to have two children that want you at the same time.
Having one child makes you a parent; having two, you are a referee.
I have two children - could I ever choose between them? Never. That's what 'Sophie's Choice' was about. If you have 50 children, you don't love one less.
The hardest thing about having three kids is trying to find a balance, because there's always the odd man out, and you also need to make sure each child gets the attention he or she needs.
My kids are so dramatically different, but it's not like I would trade one in or like there's one I would pick over the other ones. I know that sounds like I'm bullshitting. I also have five of them so I barely know them.
Whenever someone says to my mum: 'How's your son doing?' she says: 'Which one?' If you're a parent, you're not going to go: 'Oh I'll concentrate on the famous one.'
Jill : What causes sibling rivalry? Tim : Having more than one kid!
I have said to people I have six children, one son, four daughters, and a church.
I love having a big family. I think it's easier, oddly, in some ways, having three children as opposed to one.
You've got your hands full if you have three children under 2 years old.
And you've got to remember that I'm also the father of nine children.
It was extremely hard going from being a parent of one to a parent of three, because now all these instant decisions have to be made about how you balance out the time and attention between them.
I have a four-month-old and I also have a toddler, so that takes up all of my time.
I love my kids as individuals, not as a herd, and I do have a herd of children: I have seven kids.
I have nine children... and one of them is an invalid. Her mother is obliged to take her away in the winter, and when one bird is off the nest, the other has to go on.
