Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty.
It's money. I remember it from when I was single
I find all this money a considerable burden.
I think one of the hardest things to talk about as a comic is having money because it's so unrelatable.
Listen to the lyrics - we're singing about everyday life: rich people trying to keep money, poor people tying to get it, and everyone having trouble with their husband or wife!
A lack of money is never, ever, ever a problem. A lack of money is merely a symptom of what is going on underneath.
I get income, but I don't have a big swath of money to invest in things.
When you make a lotta money, you got a lotta people shooting at you. Anywhere you go, the tab goes up. People borrow stuff from you, you don't see it again - they figure, Hell, Moses ain't gonna miss it, why do I have to return it?
It has been said that the love of money is the root of all evil. The want of money is so quite as truly.
Think I'm gettin' sick, I'm feelin' illegal/ And not having money is the root of all evil
The want of money is the root of all evil.
I don't want to be involved with an actor because I know how they are. I've had problems in the past being with guys who haven't had any success or haven't made as much money, and it's very uncomfortable.
None of my friends were ever as broke as I was.
Among the reasons marriages fail, sex ranks no higher than fourth, behind money, having only one bathroom, and an inability to communicate, reasons one, two and three.
A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.
I must say, I hate money. But it's the lack of it I hate most.
Regarding fame, fortune and Oregon I do wish I had more money.
The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
Lack of money is the root of all evil.
Money is a hazard.
The surest way to ruin a man who doesn't know how to handle money is to give him some.
Making more money will not solve your problems if cash flow management is your problem.
Many marriage tragedies are caused, not by lack of money, but rather by the mismanagement of it.
My wife ain't gonna make love to me if I got no money!
