Mocktails Quotes

Anytime I've been photographed with a glass of champagne in my hand, it's really Red Bull.

Just went to a lovely Catholic wedding. I need a drink. They didn't even offer us water. Well they did, but it was Holy water.

One night, I went out with my teammates. I don't drink alcohol, so I wasn't drinking. This girl walked up to me; she was talking to me. She was like, 'Why aren't you drinking?' I was like, 'I just don't drink. Alcohol is nasty.' She said, 'I might have something for you.' She went and got a Shirley Temple. Then I was like, 'Ohhh, OK.'

Going to a pub when you're not drinking is pretty boring.

If someone sees me with what looks like a beer, it's always zero per cent.

I'm not an alcohol drinker. Instead of the real beer, I just go with root beer.

I don't love mixed drinks.

I used to go to the saloons with the baseball players, and while they would drink highballs and gin fizzes and beer, I would take lemonade