Miniskirt Quotes

You would never catch me in a miniskirt.

The miniskirt enables young ladies to run faster, and because of it, they may have to.

...when you put on your shortest dress, please leave some mystery in it. That's the difference between a miniskirt and a ho-skirt. A ho-skirt shows your Frisbee. A miniskirt shows just enough to cause some mystery. What these young women lack is mystery.

I designed the miniskirt that caused so much havoc in the Sixties - the miniskirt that was such fun but has travelled well to today.

Now Moore, Jennifer Moore, 18, on her way to college. She was 5-foot-2, 105 pounds, wearing a miniskirt and a halter top with a bare midriff. Now, again, there you go. So every predator in the world is gonna pick that up at two in the morning. She's walking by herself on the West Side Highway, and she gets picked up by a thug. All right. Now she's out of her mind, drunk.

A miniskirt shows just enough to cause some mystery. What these young women lack is mystery so the old women have to have it.

Clothes are not Botox. Wearing a miniskirt does not take 10 years off your face.