Messy Home Quotes

I've never been a guy who was anal about housework. A typical Wellington flat when I was flatting was a warehouse with, basically, sheets hung up for walls.

I warn you, I'm a terrible housekeeper.

You can't have a pristine house with ten dogs, and I'd rather have the ten dogs.

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, 'Who could have done this? We have no enemies!'

I'm kind of domestic, untidily so.

Now that I'm a mom, I'm way more laid back. If you come into my house, don't look for a coaster. Forget it. There is not a piece of furniture in my house now that is too precious.

Imagine having journalists in your own home and not even covering the furniture with plastic sheets first.

Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, 'A house guest,' you're wrong because I have just described my kids.