Sometimes I have lapses of attention, and I can lose some points very quickly.
I'm not good at remembering things, in general.
Forgetfulness transforms every occurrence into a non-occurrence.
One reason golf is such an exasperating game is that a thing we learned is so easily forgotten, and we find ourselves struggling year after year with faults we had discovered and corrected time and again.
I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge.
I feel like people think that I have mental lapses and I'm injury-prone, which isn't true. You just don't know me.
I always feel like I'm forgetting things.
I'm terrifically absentminded.
But I'll tell you what I'm really bad at: I don't concentrate on what I'm doing, so I constantly lose things. I put my purse in the fridge - I'm one of those people.
I just have these lapses. Guess I'm stuck with it. But I play better when I get behind. I say to myself, 'Now I have to play well.'
For alarmingly large chunks of an average day, I am a moron.
It's a weakness of mine to forget what it is I've just been talking about so that when people make witty allusions to it, I stare at them open-mouthed, not knowing what they're talking about.
If I'm home and I come up with something, I'll try to record it, but a lot of the time I'll forget to. A lot of things go off into space and never come back 'cause I just don't remember them.
I have the most ill-regulated memory. It does those things which it ought not to do and leaves undone the things it ought to have done. But it has not yet gone on strike altogether.