I hate committing myself to anything. It's probably the lack of discipline, honestly. I'm probably a spoiled brat worried about getting my way every time.
I'm only waiting for my wife to grow up.
I started growing late, so I was a late developer.
I was a thirteen-year-old boy for thirty years.
God knows it's a sign of a really sick mind to see grown people, adults with responsibilities, wearing class rings.
Comedy is essentially made by young men, or older men with some form of arrested development, for young men or immature older men.
Marriage will not change your spouse. It will not make him or her more mature, more loyal to you, or better at housework.
I never grew up.
Something most people don't know about me is that I never grew up.
Being a kid is so much more fun than being an adult. I think that's the crux of it. I think men are just less inclined to grow up because it's much more fun being a child.
Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
To me all men are boy-men. I don't know any man that's actually mature.
In youth, we clothe ourselves with rainbows, with hope & love, & go as brave as the zodiack. In age we put out another sort of perspiration; gout, fever, rheumatism, caprice, doubt, fretting, and avarice.
I was always the young guy. And when you're successful when you're young, it leads to an arrested adolescence or something, y'know.
I like being a rapper and cursing and getting paid. But at some point I feel like I'm going to be an old angry ass man, who is going to run the school board or city council.
Acting engenders and harbours qualities that are best left way behind in adolescence.
Well, I don't know if this is true of everyone, but I have this relationship with my parents where, despite however mature or articulate or grown-up I think I've become, as soon as I go home, I turn into this petulant 13-year-old, especially with the tone of my voice.
I reckon responsible behavior is something to get when you grow older. Like varicose veins.
Maturity is often more absurd than youth and very frequently is most unjust to youth.
It's really impossible for athletes to grow up. On the one hand, you're still a child, still playing a game. But on the other hand, you're a superhuman hero that everyone dreams of being. No wonder we have such a hard time understanding who we are.
I got married at 20, and I was not a real mature 20. My first child was born when I was 21.
Almost any age is better than twenty-two.
So this is where the years of maturity deliver us - to this needy, selfish, unwieldy wish to be somebody else's first and primal other.
Men don't mature. Marry a younger one.
Around mid-life everyone goes maniac a little bit.
