He married a woman to stop her getting away Now she's there all day.
Never envy a man his lady. Behind it all lays a living hell.
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.
I am his awfully-wedded wife.
Anyone who marries three girls from St Louis hasn't learned much.
One was never married, and that's his hell; another is, and that's his plague.
Guess the honeymoon is over!" Denise muttered once we are outside. "Next I suppose I'll be sleeping in the wet spot.
Matrimony is the union of meanness and martyrdom.
I can understand; you are really in a mess and there is no way out. I have heard that there are three rings of love: the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffer-ring.
You can't do sweatpants... ladies, number one cause of divorce in America, sweatpants, no!
There are many women whose lives would be immeasurably improved by widowhood, but one should not always point that out.
I'll be on my third honeymoon, so I'm more of an authority than I care to be.