Mac OS Quotes

Microsoft has had two goals in the last 10 years. One was to copy the Mac, and the other was to copy Lotus' success in the spreadsheet - basically, the applications business. And over the course of the last 10 years, Microsoft accomplished both of those goals. And now they are completely lost.

I started with Apple, in a pre-Windows era when PCs seemed to involve more of a learning curve. But the fact that I'm yet to acquire so much as a single virus still seems a very good thing.

I taught myself computer. Then Macintosh came along, and it became a really bad addiction. If I wasn't in show business, I'd have pocket protectors growing out of my chest. I do everything on it. It's kinda sick.

There's no other company that could make a MacBook Air and the reason is that not only do we control the hardware, but we control the operating system. And it is the intimate interaction between the operating system and the hardware that allows us to do that. There is no intimate interaction between Windows and a Dell notebook.

I write almost entlirely on Macs, because: Windows gives me hives.

I'm a Macintosh nut. I got my PowerBook, so if I'm not writing jokes, I'm working on that.

You increasingly are seeing more Macs than PCs.

My first Macintosh was a 128k machine which I upgraded to 512k the minute it became possible.

The short version is I'm just a total Apple fanboy. I started programming Apples in seventh grade.

Microsoft certainly makes products for the Macintosh.