I hope that on my tombstone it says 'Born 1933, died 2043.' I hope that's my legacy.
I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind.
My tombstone? I'm thinking something along the lines of, 'Geez, he was just here a minute ago.'
When they bury me in a church and chuck earth on my grave, I'd like the words 'Well, at least he tried' engraved on my tombstone.
...if I die suddenly, my gravestone might appropriately offer this insight into my departure: "God got tired." I require lots of work.
Someone once asked me what I want on my epitaph when I pass away. Just the words 'I tried.' That's what this game of life is all about. Trying. There's the tryers, the criers, and the liars.
When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: "I joked about every prominent man of my time, but I never met a man I didn't like."
People will summarize your life in one sentence - Pick it now.
