Labrador Retriever Quotes

What's been good for the downtime is I got a dog. A little black lab. I've been training her, so she's kept me occupied.

The hardest thing about being a guy is that women don't accept that you really are just a simple, pathetic, labrador retriever-like creature. That we live in a world were women actually expect you to think thoughtful thoughts, and have real emotions, which we don't have. Having to try to live up to the imaginary ideal that women have of what men are, instead of just being what you are, which is just a pathetic creature, but still.

My family had a habit of collecting creatures that didn't always want to be pets. The first animal I can remember was a Lab named Zoe.

I have a golden Lab who goes everywhere with me. He's a great leveler.

I love everybody. I think my totem animal is a Labrador Retriever.

I worked with a couple of chocolate Labradors, which were a lot of fun. Very excitable. They're cute.

Mousse was a Labrador retriever, which is a large enthusiastic bulletproof species of dog made entirely from synthetic materials. This is the kind of dog that, if it takes an interest in your personal regions (which of course it does) you cannot fend it off with a blowtorch.

I have a Lab, it's fun to hang out and hike with the dog, people come up to him, and pet him, it's fun.

Bob Dole. He's like the neighbors' Labrador retriever your dad used to curse for all that barking, all that darn digging in your mom's tulip bed, and now look, you live next door to a godforsaken pack of teeth-baring rabid Pomeranians, and, good golly, Bob Dole!