Let me tell you about being executive producer. It is not a job, it's a title. Don't go around asking executive producers what they do because they don't do anything, alright?
I view myself still as a director. That's what I do.
To me, people are people. If a woman has a beautiful soul, and she's a celebrity, that's great. But she can be a secretary or a person working at Kmart. I don't care.
I'm going to be an ambassador for WWE.
Nothing makes my buttocks clench tighter and my teeth itch more than 'Full Time Mummy'. Full time mummy is not a job title. It is a biological status.
I've noticed that a lot of people, subsequently, when they introduce me are very careful not to say the Culture Secretary Jeremy Hunt. A lot more people are saying Jeremy Hunt, Secretary of State for Culture, Olympics, Media and Sport.
IF YOUR JOB IS CUSTOMER SATISFACTION, YOUR REAL JOB TITLE IS PROBLEM SOLVER.
I wanna be a manager, because that's my day job. It's my real job.
I'm an officer in her Majesty's Royal New Zealand Navy. I'm a public relations officer in the Royal New Zealand Navy. Sounds good, doesn't it?
NBC had a show called 'The Toughest Bouncer in America' that I did. But I told them I didn't like that term, 'bouncer.' To me, it's offensive. A bouncer likes to get physical, likes to put his hands on people.
To me, I never get too caught up in the position thing. At the end of the day, you're playing your game.
My most romantic job: I was a manager at Baskin-Robbins.
I'm a lawyer by training, of course.
Data scientist is just a sexed up word for statistician.
If you are only an underling, don't dress too fine.
Just being a commentator is not as easy as people think with going out there and talking for three hours. So, I don't call myself a commentator: I call myself an analyst.
These days we seem more bound to our bosses than ever before. We even identify our own selves with the jobs we do: 'What do you do?' is the first question we ask each other at parties, as if a job title could express a fundamental truth about our personality.
I'm a creative consultant, whatever that means.
The Secretary General of the United Nations is more of a secretary than a general.
I take the definition and title of my job - Representative - seriously. That's what I will be above and beyond everything else.
I think 'manager' is a stupid word.
The one guiding principle over my 23-year career in TV has been as long as I'm having fun, I really don't care what the job title is.
What is your one-sentence job description?
When I joined Google, they asked me what title I wanted. I said, 'What about archduke?' They said, 'Well, that didn't meet our nomenclature. Why don't you be our Chief Internet Evangelist?' This was in 2005.
Where I'm an outsider is, I'm not a career politician.
