Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.
Don't even get me started about how much I hate the Internet, 'cause I'll rant for hours about this.
The older you get, the more you realize you cannot win on the Internet.
I never said I enjoy anything about using the Internet. I enjoy helping the entrepreneurs who are building this thing that I don't necessarily like or use.
The Internet "browser"... is the piece of software that puts a message on your computer screen informing you that the Internet is currently busy and you should try again later.
The hardest thing is trying not to correct everything on the Internet. It'd be night and day - wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. So you just have to say, 'All right, I'll take it, bring it on.'
I find that I have to just kind of avoid the Internet as much as possible. And even more so, when I go and look at it, I remember why I should be avoiding it.
Captcha is the bane of the Internet. I can't figure them out myself half the time!
