Ineptness Quotes

I don't really get into that whole red-blue-conservative-liberal because I can't tell them apart. They all seem inept. So, for me, it's not something I focus on at all. I probably should be more political than I am. I just don't care.

I am overwhelmed by confusion and trepidation…. I have no talent for making laws

I'm not a matchmaker. I'm a horrible matchmaker. I always try. I'm not very good.

You're like a dull knife, it just ain't cutting.

After years spent in Washington, I have become more aware than ever of the government's ineptness and the likelihood of its making mistakes. I no longer trust the U.S. government to invoke and carry out a death sentence under any conditions.

You couldn't shoot a fart out of your own ass!

But you're so helpless sometimes. It's like watching a kitten with its head trapped in a Kleenex box.

Or the Department of Education and another ministry were worried about duplication of effort, so what did they do? They set up two committees to look into duplication and neither knew what the other was up to. It really is a world beyond parody.

I kind of tried my hand at sports and school, and I wasn't very apt at either one of those things.

My real talent was for losing clients.

Enthusiasm is like having two right hands.

Every now and then I get angry, but fortunately, when I do, it's like watching a little dog try to attack something - it's something I'm not very good at.

Dr. Insulza is quite an idiot, a true idiot. The insipid Dr. Insulza should resign from the secretariat of the OAS for daring to play that role.

I'm not good at Blackberrys, cell phones, or packing.

… the intersection of ideology and incompetence.

Cunning and treachery are the offspring of incapacity.

Some people have a perverse talent; they're capable of shooting themselves in the foot and stabbing themselves in the back at the exact same time.

I have the street smarts and survival skills of, like, a poodle.

I'm not cut out for politics.

All I want to say is that when you stop being delusional and start feeling desperate because you're too inept to figure this out on your own, you know who to come to.

It is a huge bureaucracy. It is so inept. But it does function.

I am a man who has never tied his own shoes before!

All other areas of my life, I'm hopeless. I can't even be certain how to boil an egg.

You tell me one other person that graduated from Yale that is as inarticulate as Bush. Yale's a great school, and here's this idiot.

Many are saved from sin by being so inept at it.