Inappropriate Clothing Quotes

I've got a black woolen hat and it's got Pervert written across the front of it. It's the name of the clothing label. And I was with my wife and my baby at the supermarket and I didn't think. I just put my hat on Clara's head, because it was cold. And the looks. I couldn't figure out why I was getting death looks. And then I realized my 10-month old baby's wearing a hat with the word Pervert written on it and these people were like, 'There's Satan! There's Satan out with his kid!' And then I made a point of her wearing it every time we went there.

I don't like revealing skin for the sake of revealing skin.

Carelessness in dressing is moral suicide.

No guy - and I mean no guy - should wear a bikini bottom.

There is nothing - nothing - worse than seeing ankle or a hairy calf when a man in a suit or trousers sits down.

I never want to be seen in my boxer shorts ever again.

I'd do a podcast about guys wearing shorts when it's too cold.

You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

When a man crosses his legs and the trouser leg rides up to show the hairy shins, it offends my eyes.

If someone takes you out, and you're wearing sweatpants and a T-shirt, and they take you to a fancy place and you're unprepared, that's bad.

An evening dress that reveals a woman's ankles while walking is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen.

An example of a trend that I tried that didn't exactly work out would be high-waisted jeans. We see them everywhere, but what I realized is that they don't work for every body type.

I'm not good at dressing up. I always feel a bit out of place. It's just not me - high heels and designer dresses - and I can't seem to get used to it.

There is a real vulgarity in the way women dress at the moment. They show off too much and try too hard. They don't understand where the line is between sexy and vulgar. I know where that line is.

I don't like to see teenage men wearing very tight jeans. The sight of an erection belongs in the privacy of the bedroom, living room, or kitchen floor.

We see women who go out and want to look like Jennifer Aniston, and they're wearing an ill-fitting red dress and ugly gold shoes, and they've got flat hair and they can't walk.

I think it's tacky to have chains that go all the way down to your crotch.

One of my biggest pet peeves is when a guy's wearing flip-flop sandals, which I don't understand. Men's feet are disgusting to begin with, but now they're on display when I try to go out for a nice steak at a restaurant, and I have to sit there and look at some guy's hoof? I don't get it. I don't understand it.

I think it's weird going to the toilet in clothes. I don't like it.

Jeans of any sort should not be worn in nice restaurants. They pollute the landscape. They should also not be worn in the workplace if no other workers wear them. However, if your office is casual, go for it.

A lot of scarves are made to stand out and therefore not appropriate on your head, say, at work.

You can't go round looking like a rag.

I have no problem with being underdressed.