In-Flight Entertainment Quotes

I mostly read on airplanes and right before sleep.

If I'm on an airplane, a Kate Hudson movie is what I'm looking for. I'll sit there and I'll cry. I think it's the altitude or something like that.

When I'm on a plane, I am the annoying person humming into my phone. Sitting there static with nothing to do, a lot of melodies come to me. So I've written a lot of songs on planes.

Whenever we were on a plane, we had a family.

The British Airways steward announced that the in-flight movie would be Chariots of Fire. 'Is that the only one?' I asked. 'We are also showing Gandhi,' he replied. 'Where do I have to sit to see it?" I responded. 'I'm sorry, sir, but Gandhi is only showing in first class.' The irony seemed to escape him.

I've always been a good flier. I love the whole experience.

I'm on JetBlue and United. So I spend a lot of time on airplanes with other people and in terminals or just traveling around and going to restaurants or whatever. The interaction I get on a daily basis is always positive. I've never had a negative interaction.

If you see someone on a plane with an eye mask, sleeping, that's probably me, because that's pretty much where I live.

I can't remember much about the early flights, except that it was ages before we got into First Class.

I've learned how to sleep on airplanes. When I'm taking a trans-Atlantic flight or going to a different continent, I will always read because reading puts me to sleep. When you watch a movie, you have all that light coming to your eyes, but with reading, I can't get through 15 or 20 pages.

Flights are a good way to catch up on podcasts, but I'll listen to some jazz to fall asleep.

I'm one of those people who loves to fly.

Sometimes I write captions on the in-flight magazines and then replace them in the seat pocket.

At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it.

There are months when I'm on a plane every day!

I like flying to New York from London. It's like a day off for me. No phone or e-mails. Food, wine, iPod, movies, snoozing.

Flying is my favorite time in the world. When I'm sitting in a plane, it's amazing because it's quiet and there's no cell phones and no one to talk to you. It's my favorite time. I read all my scripts. I catch up on my movies. I sleep. It's the best. There's no one telling you, "Time to go!"

I've seen a lot of people buy my books and then fall asleep on the plane soon afterwards.

Flying is awful, there's nothing to do when you're up in the air. I bloat up, my skin gets dry, and when we hit turbulence, I'm terrified.

Watching a movie a couple of weeks ago. An American movie. I can't remember the name, but it wasn't even a sad movie. It caught me off guard. I was on an airplane.

I have a lot of downtime in airports and on flights.

The only thing I like about air travel is it gives me time to read.

I don't listen to that many podcasts when I fly.

If you're going on a plane journey, you're more likely to take one of my stories than 'Finnegan's Wake.'

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.