Impaired Judgment Quotes

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.

When you're not sleeping, you're not thinking straight.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

The mind of a drunken fool is a useless tool.

It says on the back of the Nyquil box, 'May cause drowsiness.' It should say, 'Don't make any plans, OK? Kiss your family and friends good-bye.'

It's always difficult to make conversation with a drunk, and there's no denying it, the sober are at a disadvantage with him.

People in pain don’t always see things as clearly as they should.

Men whose sense of taste is destroyed by sickness, sometimes think honey sour. A diseased eye does not see many things which do exist, and notes many things which do not exist. The same thing frequently takes place with regard to the force of words, when the critic is inferior to the writer.

Is he under the influence or something?

Jamie," I said, "how, exactly, do you decide whether you're drunk?" Aroused by my voice, he swayed alarmingly to one side, but caught himself on the edge of the mantelpiece. His eyes drifted around the room, then fixed on my face. For an instant, they blazed clear and pellucid with intelligence. "och, easy, Sassenach, If ye can stand up, you're not drunk." He let go of the mantelpiece, took a step toward me, and crumpled slowly onto the hearth, eyes blank, and a wide, sweet smile on his dreaming face.

I'm pretty drunk and bored with yelling at the stone walls that are your minds.

I wasn't driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window.

Fatigue makes fools of us all. It robs us of our skills, our judgment, and blinds us to creative solutions.

I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

Doing a life study while drunk and in the process of being seduced is never a formula for quality art.

Sometimes when you're drunk you can see better.

Alcohol does not make ugly people attractive. It makes it so you could care less that they're ugly.

Drunkenness, which we have therefore in the last place numbred among the breaches of the Naturall Law, because it hinders the use of right Reason

And this should go without saying. That's why I'm going to say it: Drinking and driving don't mix. Do your drinking early in the morning and get it out of the way. Then go driving while the visibility is still good.

Even if you've gone easy on the vermouth, there are still serious downsides to alcohol consumption, including but not limited to the sense that you're a good dancer.

Anybody who is an entrepreneur is a person who essentially has impaired judgment. The odds of success are zilch.

Mountaineers have often observed a lack of clarity in their mental state at high altitudes; it is difficult for the stupid mind to observe how stupid it is.

Here's a tip: never get drunk while wearing a hooded sweatshirt. You will eventually think there's someone right behind you.