Hypothetical Scenario Quotes

Eighty percent of my job is to ask the question, 'If this were real, what would it look like?'

But you have to understand, my beard is so nasty. I mean, it's the only beard in the history of Western civilization that makes Bob Dylan's beard look good.

If 'New Girl' had been a movie, I don't know whether I would have been given the opportunity to do it.

If Tim Duncan had Knicks on his jersey, he'd be a god.

Josh speculated about the hypothetical contents of an imaginary porn magazine for intelligent trees that would be entitled Enthouse.

Pretend I asked, now answer the question.

I would never go into the 'Bigg Boss' house even in a hypothetical situation. I have been to jail, so if I were to be confined in that house, I'd get rattled.

A plan is an example of what could happen, not a prediction of what will happen.

In science fiction a fantastic event or development is considered rationally.

I have a dream of what would have happened if what happened instead hadn't.

If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.

The only way a no-legged leopard could hurt you is if it fell out of a tree onto your head.

If I had a whole other life, I'd be a psychiatrist.

Imagine this country without the 20 million illegals that are here. Imagine the state of California. And this is not... It's nothing more than an exercise. It's nothing more than a little game to play with yourself. Because it's instructive.

If I had been in the gallery, I'd have gone home.

And what would you do if you met a jibboo?

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.

'Billionaire' is basically about, you know, like 'Brewster's Millions.' It's me talking about what would happen if I would somehow manage to become a billionaire. What would I do with the money? Don't get it wrong, I'm far from a billionaire. I think I just made it out the 'thousandaire' category.

... but to remain historically accurate, I would have had to leave out an important question that I felt needed to be addressed, which is, 'What if Jesus had known kung fu?

A man who should act, for one day, on the supposition that all the people about him were influenced by the religion which they professed would find himself ruined by night.

I always have these debates with my friends, I was like 'can you imagine dropping LeBron in '75?' and I was like 'bro he'd win 15 championships in a row.'

They may have turned this up, whether you had the Paula Jones case or not. But again maybe not, but again that's like if a frog had side pockets he'd probably wear a handgun.

No, come to think of it, I don't think the Cure will end, but I can make up an ending if you want me to.

By the way, did you ever realize that if Moses would have turned right instead of left, we'd have had the oil, the Arabs would have had the sand?

If I were a painter, you'd be calling me Shaqcasso.