House Maintenance Quotes

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.

I have seven apartments in the house to keep in a state fit to be inspected everyday by Gentlemen.

I go four- wheeling in my truck. I also like to fish, cook, do stuff around my house. I even studied fencing for awhile.

I love cleaning the house. I'd never have a cleaner - I wouldn't trust them to do it.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house.

I've moved about 10 times over the past 15 years. I don't move for the sole purpose of getting rid of stuff. I'm not crazy. I also move so that I never have to wash any windows.

The windows need washing.

I grew up doing some landscaping and painting houses and that kind of thing.

My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing.

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'

At first, the new owner pretends he never looked at the living room floor.

I have quite a house. People come over and I go, 'I know, I'm sorry.'

I love cooking. I prepare kolambu, maintain the house... just like anyone else.

Old houses mended, Cost little less than new before they're ended.

If you had the ceiling falling down in your living room, would you not go and have a repair?

I love this mansion, though it is too many windows ...to open halfway each morning ...to close halfway each night.

My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way.