Heckler Quotes

Generally, I've found that a heckler in an improv audience is just enjoying the show so much that they want to be in it.

I heckled somebody at the U.S. Open once. And you know, tennis, it's not a good place for that.

I think my comedy, the put-downs I do to hecklers, are the accumulated bitterness of years of people feeling that it's perfectly acceptable to make a comment on your appearance when they don't even know you.

I heckled somebody at the U.S. Open once.

Especially when I'm heckled, that's a sticky situation because I don't defuse it... I really envy guys who have a grittier onstage presence and can really go after someone. I used to teach preschool.

There's certain stock lines that, you know, like heckler lines, you know, like, where did you learn to whisper, a helicopter, you know? Nobody owns those. I mean, someone first wrote it but it's been so universally used that it's common and it's called stock.