Greasy Quotes

A somewhat greasy bald-headed man with his mouth open.... What animated him from end to end of his grotesque career was simply ambition—the ambition of a common man to get his hand upon the collar of his superiors, or, failing that, to get his thumb into their eyes.

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

Bacon, bacon, oh I love me some bacon! It's the secret ingredient to all my favorite recipes. I also could have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!

I'm a fry lover.

I always thought East L.A. music was so dreamy and languid and kinda greasy.

I really can't live without my In-N-Out burgers. Honestly, I can't. Even when I'm doing the whole no-carb thing occasionally, I make an exception for these. They're too delicious to count.

Fried vegetables, often overbattered and undercooked, tend to disappoint me with their tough or soggy crusts.

I think we love bacon because it has all the qualities of an amazing sensory experience. When we cook it, the sizzling sound is so appetizing, the aroma is maddening, the crunch of the texture is so gratifying and the taste delivers every time.

I was well warned about English food, so it did not surprise me, but I do wonder sometimes, how they ever manage to prise it up long enough to get a plate under it.

Who cannot appreciate the smell of bacon? It smells good, but I never want to grab a bite.

Nothing's worse than oily skin.

Food rules. Little rivals the pleasure of tearing into a glistening burger.

I'm not anti-American. But I am very strongly anti American bacon - the worst bacon in the world.