Grammatical Error Quotes

No, it's a Bb. It looks wrong and it sounds wrong, but it's right.

Why are they going to disappear him?' I don't know.' It doesn't make sense. It isn't even good grammar.

I never made a mistake in grammar but one in my life and as soon as I done it I seen it.

I get the Reese's candy bar. You look at that, there's an apostrophe-s there. That means the candy bar is his. I didn't know that. Next time you're eating a Reese's candy bar, and a guy named Reese comes by and says, "Gimme that", you better hand it over.

Convoy? Michael, you're hanging around with a man who uses a collective term for a single vehicle.

Never have a long conversation with anyone who says "between you and I.

I use a whole lot of half-assed semicolons; there was one of them just now; that was a semicolon after 'semicolons,' and another one after 'now.

Human, Allen, is an adjective, and its use as a noun is in itself regrettable.

Most of the books call Her a He, but I am able to ascertain what is meant, despite that semantic error.

Me fail english? Thats unpossible.