geriatric Quotes

With decrepitude, longevity has overshot the mark.

Old. A viable die-able age.

The awful thing about a conductor becoming geriatric is that you seem to become more desirable, not less.

Swift defined observation to be an old man's memory.

An old doting fool, with one foot already in the grave.

It's outrageous. It's ridiculous. And 'twas ever thus. We all watched James Bond as he got more and more geriatric, and his girlfriends got younger and younger. It's so annoying.

It's boring to be 70, I don't want to be there, I'll be dead and gone, I don't have any aspirations to be 70.

I don't want to die an old lady.

I call myself a geriatric starlet.

You know how you can tell that you're getting really old? Nobody says the word 'death' around you anymore.

One of the interesting things I discovered, talking about your grandmother, is I did a search of my uses of the word "elderly" in my copy over the years, and you will not be surprised to hear that the older I got the less often I used the word elderly in print.

Valentine's Day is different for old people. At this age I receive chocolates in boxes shaped like artificial hearts.