Football Stereotypes Quotes

I can't really see women in football, I don't like to say it but that's how it is.

I think a lot of people write off strikers like me, the true number 9 who hangs out at the top of the box. I mean, even I wanted to be a player like Romario as a kid.

If I could play football, I'd play football. But not women's football - real football. Or I'd just date a quarterback.

There's a bit of a myth that you pre-suppose every European player is better than every English player.

I feel like too many guys get wrapped up in this image that a quarterback is supposed to have, and I've never bought into that.

Football season: The only time of the year when a man can walk down the street with a blond on one arm and a blanket on the other without encountering raised eyebrows.

I think you're always fighting a losing battle when you're Scottish and I don't think that's right. I think the way that people look at Scottish football is wrong, but at the same time, we have to start proving it on the park and start showing it again.

I used to do standup about footballers; they are easy targets because they are traditionally seen as stupid.