Food Comparison Quotes

After a few months' acquaintance with European 'coffee' one's mind weakens, and his faith with it, and he begins to wonder if the rich beverage of home, with it's clotted layer of yellow cream on top of it, is not a mere dream after all, and a thing which never existed.

The food isn't too bad. It's very different from the food that the astronauts ate in the very early days of the space program.

Just because something is English does not necessarily mean it is good. We make the best cheddar; we make great pasties. But we can't make very good brie or baguettes - and the French can't make pork pies.

We know there are good sugars and bad sugars, and we don't discuss whether food in general is good or bad for us. We need to be far more nuanced when we talk about the effects of video games.

New Zealand has better food - sorry, America.

Mess is fairly good. It is like what is found in American hotels except for cake and pie.

But magic is like pizza: even when it's bad, it's pretty good.

I like alligator meat. Tastes like chicken.

We have good food in Los Angeles, but it's not as good as Atlanta food.

If you are writing about baloney, don't try and make it Cornish hen, because that's the worst kind of baloney there is. Just make it darn good baloney.

I think bears and worms aren't very similar... until you think of gummy.

I'm like a peanut butter sandwich.

Life... is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.

Man, the flavor of a pineapple is 100 times more powerful than the flavor of meat.

A small pepperoni pizza on a tortilla is healthier than salmon teriyaki with rice and carrots.

My chicken ain't no joke. I ain't scared to go up against the Colonel, tastewise.

And a wheat thin the size of Lake Tahoe.

I ate better in Liberia than I did in Ohio.

White wine is like electricity. Red wine looks and tastes like a liquified beefsteak.

Here's what I realized about the yam - it's the same colour as a Nerf ball. You may be wondering: 'Is he saying he ate a Nerf ball?'.

In my view, nineteen pounds of old books are at least nineteen times as delicious as one pound of fresh caviar.

I don't know if this is the flat-out strangest, but I'll never forget handling a human brain. It had been sliced into sections for autopsy, each about an inch thick, and felt like pork tenderloin. I swear to god, my first thought was that if you were to dust it with chipotle and cinnamon and saute it in butter, it would probably be delicious.

To the goggling unbeliever Texans say, as people always say about their mangier dishes, 'But it's just like chicken, only tenderer.' Rattlesnake is, in fact, just like chicken - only tougher.

I have a song called 'Waffles Are Better Than Pancakes.' If I can't be goofy, I'll go insane.

You want a drumstick? Like a ice cream cone or a chicken wing!?