Food Coma Quotes

One of my most memorable Thanksgiving memories was probably the first year that me and my two brothers decided to start our annual eating contest. We ate throughout the whole day. We started that morning and weighed ourselves, and at the very end of the night, we weighed ourselves out. And all three of us equally gained five pounds.

Ever eat so much you feel sick? Isn't that the best?

I tend not to eat lunch because a midday meal makes me want to sleep in the afternoon.

I have the craziest dreams when I'm digesting a massive amount. It feels so real, it's psychedelic.

I ate a whole 20-inch pizza by myself one time.

Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table.

In America, we eat until we're full, which means we usually go past the point of satiety because satiety actually follows digestion.

Glenn Beck does have a dream. Unfortunately, it's the kind of dream you have when you eat four pepperoni hot pockets right before bed.

Hold your Council before Dinner; the full Belly hates Thinking as well as Acting.

You know you've had too much to eat for Christmas dinner when you slump down onto a beanbag and realize... there is no beanbag.

You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.

I'm so full I can't hear.

Food makes my mind sluggish.

I like to stuff myself at Thanksgiving, not turkeys.