Flying Stress Quotes

I would hate to be on a plane every day.

I think getting drunk is the key to flying comfortably. A couple of bloody marys or several glasses of champagne, and suddenly it's like you're on a roller coaster.

Traveling around the world is really strenuous for me, being in a different bed every night, flying and everything.

Airports drive me mad. I don't mind the flying; it's all the hassle before you get on the plane and afterwards, including walking five miles through corridors to the point where you queue for ages to check passports and hope your luggage has arrived safely.

I don't really like long flights any more - I find them too tiring. Flying always involves the same things these days - huge crowds at airports, waiting around, late take-offs, weather problems, and so on. I don't really enjoy travelling. I don't imagine anyone does except young children.

I don't eat anything on an airplane.

I hate flying, airports and the whole rigmarole - queuing up, security and lost luggage.

I can be a bit of a nervous flyer.

Flying commercial airlines has become an all-too-often unpleasant experience.

My main incentive now is to be so successful that I can get a private jet and sit with the pilot. I got upgraded to first class the other week, but even there I was still scared. I could be massaged for the whole flight and still think I'm going to die.

Flying isn't great for me - or getting caught in a crowd.

I'm not going to fly a million miles with somebody I don't know.

I hate flying, taking my clothes off, and going through the whole security.

I'm one of those passengers who arrives at the airport five or six hours early so I can throw back a few drinks and muster up the courage to board the plane. Apparently I'm not alone because I've never been in an empty airport bar. I don't care what time you get there. Even at 8:00 a.m. you have to fight your way to the bar. At that hour, everyone drinks Bloody Marys so no one can tell it's booze- at least until they fall off their chair.