Women put guys through tests all the time.
The quickest way to a woman's crotch is through her gullet. Can I make you a cake?" Big Al to Pierce, then Rachel.
I am a rubbish flirt.
Make love to every woman you meet; if you get five per cent of your outlay it's a good investment.
Guys don't like girls that throw themselves at them. That's something that I've learned.
Don't ever call a guy first. The thing they want the most is whatever they can't have. It sounds really juvenile, but it works.
If you have no shame, and it’s your goal to get people into bed, how much higher could your success rate possibly be?