I've got three kids, and those are mouths to feed.
One thing you can't do with babies, you can't give them steak.
'We have to be back in three hours,' Ronan said. 'I just fed Chainsaw but she'll need it again.' 'This,' Gansey replied, 'is precisely why I didn't want to have a baby with you.'
A lizard is a perfect pet for a model. They only need feeding once a fortnight. And I'm always travelling, so it's perfect. If I had a dog, it would drop dead of starvation.
I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that's about as much cooking as I do.
Why do I have to feed the kids? They just ate twelve hours ago!
I bought myself a parrot, but it did not say "I'm hungry", and so it died.
