I'm not a professional. Yet somehow, I manage to get away with it.
Watching 'CSI: Miami' is like watching 'Teen Jeopardy!' or doing the crossword puzzle in 'People' magazine. It makes you feel smart even when you're not.
I can cook a few things. I always save the same recipes to impress my friends, and I always do two or three things, so they think I can cook. But I don't know how to do anything else.
One of the greatest creations of the human mind is the art of reviewing books without having read them.
Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
Everybody wants to be a critic: a critic without the actual accolades to be a critic.
I definitely wouldn't consider myself a professional, but I like to dress up like one.
The reason that 'guru' is such a popular word is because 'charlatan' is so hard to spell.
Companies are getting bitten by hiring a data scientist who isn't really a data scientist.
And I wasn't a journalist any more than I was a trained nurse.
I've definitely gotten a few jobs by pretending like I knew what I was talking about.
