I've had failures myself before Uber.
I can't consider the Fifth Dimension to be a success story.
My worst audition was for Tim Burton for 'Batman.'
I tried to play bass in a punk band once, and it was an absolute disaster. I can’t play anything. I don’t know what it is.
I auditioned for 'American Idol' at 17. They told me, 'No.'
I could make the title of my memoirs: 'It's got cinematic disaster written all over it.'
I was a terrible waiter.
I'm a failed percussionist, you see.
I think the absolute worst job I ever had - not because it was a terrible job, just because I was just so bad at it - was when I worked at a scenic factory in Chicago.